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My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:

ratherdielaughing: I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!

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EDWARD CULLEN...

lurida-lurida: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Bella:I trust you. Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Normal Person: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Supernatural Fan: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Doctor Who fan: Brilliant. Edward Cullen: I want to ki— Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA! Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it

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That moment when your writing a test and your...

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01/01/2012,12:01AM

I haven’t ate anything since last year: I haven’t showered since last year: One hour ago seems just like last year: I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year: More Laughs Here.

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